More Words from Tony Almeida

Dear Readers,

Success! Wanna guess what I have in my hands right now? C’mon, make a guess. Can’t guess? It’s really easy…

A HAM SANDWICH!!!

Brad isn’t so hateful after all. He might’ve caved ‘cuz I threatened to eat his hand if he didn’t let Michelle see me. I don’t know. All I know is, I’m eating the most delicious ham sandwich a man in a holding room could ever have. Betchya Saunders wishes he had a woman who’s as good as Michelle, and cooks as good as her, too.

That still doesn’t do anything about me going to jail. But this ham sandwich is the best! Mmmmmm…

Thank you,
Tony Almeida.

P.S. Michelle, when I’m in prison can you send me a ham sandwich every week? Love you lots. :x