Yet Another Letter from Tony Almeida

Dear Readers,

You need to know something extremely important:

Brad Hammond is a hateful sleezeball. He won’t let me see my wife, he won’t let my wife see me, and most importantly, he won’t let me have my ham sandwich. I hope you’re satisfied with yourself, Brad.

Thank you,
Tony Almeida.

P.S. Michelle, don’t worry about the ham sandwich. The air is fine. No, how about my hand? That has meat in it. I still love you.