Another Letter from Tony Almeida

Dear Readers,

Thank you for your support. I’m really overwhelmed that so many people want me free, and I’m glad that many of my coworkers and a few of my enemies have supported my release from prison. Right now I’m still in the holding room. It’s really boring.

I want everyone to know that I’m not evil. Do I look evil? Do I have a thuggish look about me? If you saw me walking towards you on the sidewalk, would you run away in the opposite direction? Am I scary-looking? Of course not! If I was scary looking would a beautiful woman like Michelle really get married to me? No. I’d be alone at home with a bunch of cats. That’s horrible. I hate cats.

Just keep in your mind the fact that I’m not evil.

Thank you,
Tony Almeida.

P.S. Michelle, I'm hungry. Can you make me a ham sandwich?

P.S.S. Jack, who are you calling "Skippy"?