A Letter from Tony Almeida

Dear Readers,

I didn’t do it!!!

Okay, so I did, but I was only trying to save Michelle—you all know that! I accept responsibility for my actions but twenty years? The death penalty? What did I do to deserve this?

Okay, okay. I committed treason. But I was only trying to save Michelle! Can’t they see? Don’t they understand the cosmic synergy of our love and how it transcends the mortal bounds of this earth? Haven’t they felt the universal soul of love that combines my One True Love and me together? If they had they would understand why I did what I did to save her!

I’m not a traitor. I’m not evil. I’m not Nina Myers. We dated, but she was evil, so we broke up. Please, don’t send me to prison. Tigers shouldn’t be caged.

Yours in Cosmic Synergy,
Tony Almeida.

P.S. I love you Michelle with the fire of a thousand suns! <3