Tony Almeida’s Cubs cup is a possession he’s had for many years. Now that Tony faces twenty years or more in prison, the Cubs cup faces twenty years or more as a useless, inanimate object. The Cubs cup is not happy about this and wishes to say a few words to the readers.
Dear Readers,
I am Tony’s Cubs cup and I am very not glad that my owner is going to penitentiary. My possessor is very likable to me and fills me with excellent yummy coffy to keep him bubbly at work. At the conclusion of the day he takaes me home and scours me then restores me to occupation the next day. My proprietor is an especially finicky male and hes houldnt go to penal complex for reason because there’s no treason for him to go to dungeon.
Thank you for comprehending my dispatch.
Tony's Cubs cup.